Post by Arona Lavenza on Sept 11, 2011 21:37:18 GMT -5
Nyah!
( = "Hello" in Crab)
...Don't ask
Sooo, this is my...third (?) or fourth Character Count. Each one was annoying, but, I think I'm getting used to it. I have to fill ALL 60,000 CHARACTERS of this post. Darn it. Here goes nothing.
OMGOMGOMG. I have no idea what to do. How about this: I kill myself with a taco before I have to do this again. Sounds like a plan! OH TACOS.....I WILL DIE WITH YOU! Ahem.
Did I mention that there's a creepy creeper guy at my Taco Bell? He annoys me, because he's so damn creepy that I can't enjoy my taco. I wish he would jump out the window and leave me alone. All he does is stare
And you know what, he has a very untidy mustache. Perhaps I should complain about it to the Big Taco, and they can fire him?
"'...I wake up in pools of blood, not able to remember a thing, with women that I don't recognize.' Oh! I'm shocked!"
God, I just love Damon. I actually took a sip of my drink when he said that, which then resulted in my spewing it all over like a volcano. Seriously. Not pleasant, at all. I don't even know why it was so funny to me, but it must've been the way he said it. xD
I'm just jumping from subject to subject, aye? Aye, brothah? I LOVE DESMOND TOO! Ahhh. I wish I could crash on an island with fricking tasty fruit and smoke monsters and lots of good looking men. Desmond, Richard, Daniel...even Jack, if he fixes his hair.
And of course, Boone (played by none other than the smexii Damon himself), who didn't last long, but he was smexii while he did.
Gosh, I wish Lost had 12 seasons, not just 6. I am so depressed that it's over. Now, I've started watching Warehouse 13. Hey, Netflix sucks, you don't have to tell me that. -_-
Random, random, random! Yay!
I just read Airborn by K.O, and damn, was that a entertaining book.
"I'm glad being shipwrecked appeals to you."
"Captain Walken made a point of avoiding that word."
"Well, he was trying to keep everyone jolly, wasn't he? It's no good having everyone running around screaming and eating each other."
"He had the biggest, hairiest toes I've ever beheld, and it made me quite ill just looking at them. His big toe alone could squash a coconut." That definitely made me laughhhh...
If there is a single book by Kenneth Oppel that isn't good, I would have a heart attack, I'd be so shocked. I looove his books ohsomuch. Now, if they make a movie for This Dark Endeavor, I will be happy. BUT. It is by the producers of Twilight.
Sooo, if Victor sparkles and is terribly unattractive, and Elizabeth is played by fricking Kristen Stewart...I WILL SCREAM.
Ohhhhmahsmokemonster. Howl's Moving Castle is the coolest animation ever made. Netflix offers nothing but crap, so I just randomly picked it and I loved it! WATCH IT, PEOPLE. There's bird people and fire demons and big black saggy things that look like my boss. And of course, Howl himself. Nice earrings, Howly...
I think...it's time...for...a...LIST.
List of Favorite Movies (that I've seen this year)
Will add more later
I see way too many movies. I have a Roku, so I get a lot of weird channels like Crackle, Epix, Netflix, Hulu, Pandora, etc. I only watch movies at night, though; why waste the morning hours watching a movie? And besides, Insidious scared the living crapples (yes, crapples is a word...in my dictionary) out of me in the dark. And, alone. (Jake fell asleep, the lazy slug.)
Ahhh, moo-veh kwo-tehs!
*Walks into pet store* "I need a horse."
"Umm, we don't have horses. Just cats, birds, and dogs."
"Then give me one of those big enough to ride."
Damnnnn, I thinks mah thinkinh machine has brokenh. I am still at 59918. THE AGONY. BAHHHH.
I'VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER, I'VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER, I'VE GOT THEM MO-OO-OO-OO-OO-VES LIKE JAGGEH! Bahhhhh. Stuck in my head soooo bad!
And, my butt hurts. I mean, really bad. Kind of like I got run over by the Burger King's car, five times. (Does he have a car ?)
It's because I fell down the stairs like last week, and I still have bad bruises. Ow-chees.
Mistah Docteh Man said my spine was okay. I slammed it pretty hard, and when I did it, I was thinking, OMG. This is what happened to John Locke (LOST!). And he was confined to the CHAIR.
But no, I could still walk. I was way worried.
I am a teency bit paranoid now, when I use stairs. I hold the railing with a death grip, and count every stair. xD
Butt- I mean, but, it could've been worse ;D I think...
55078! NYAHHHHHHHHHH.
You know what, I keep having this weird dream about a fox in a suit and tie. No, seriously, he's a creepy fricking fox. He walks- no, floats up the stairs really slow, he stops, growls, and then continues, only faster. His eyes are black, and it really creeps me out. To make things worse, the fox man is standing upright, like a human.
He wears a black suit and yellow tie. It's like, WTF? There is really no point to the dream because after he floats up the stairs, his ears and tail fall off and turn to smoke, and the smoke makes a clinking noise (like a can stuck in a bicycle wheel) and disappears.
In another dream, the fox's fur was all black and he had a white, horizontal stripe through his head hair, like Sweeney Todd. He floats up the stairs again, real slow. I run this time, into the bathroom, only thing is- my bed and bookshelf is in the bathroom. The bathroom has no door, for some reason, and the fox man comes in and I throw toilet paper at him. He says something weird, like gibberish, then takes a roll of toilet paper and starts wrapping himself up like a mummy.
He continues to wrap himself while I try to get out the window, but there's a bunch of people with cameras out the window and they're taking pictures of me. I then realize I have no clothes on and jump in the sink (?) and for some reason, I go down the drain.
Then, there's a huge spider down there, but it has the fox's head. He says gibberish at me and chases me. I then see a hot pink bicycle and jump on it, and it grows wings and I go straight up the wall and through the drain, and then I'm in my bathroom again.
I still have no clothes on at this point -_- WTF. But, I grab a bottle of Bod cologne and spray the fox (wrapped in toilet paper still) in the eyes, and he disappears.
Weird, aye? xD Stupid fox man.
( = "Hello" in Crab)
...Don't ask
Sooo, this is my...third (?) or fourth Character Count. Each one was annoying, but, I think I'm getting used to it. I have to fill ALL 60,000 CHARACTERS of this post. Darn it. Here goes nothing.
OMGOMGOMG. I have no idea what to do. How about this: I kill myself with a taco before I have to do this again. Sounds like a plan! OH TACOS.....I WILL DIE WITH YOU! Ahem.
Did I mention that there's a creepy creeper guy at my Taco Bell? He annoys me, because he's so damn creepy that I can't enjoy my taco. I wish he would jump out the window and leave me alone. All he does is stare
And you know what, he has a very untidy mustache. Perhaps I should complain about it to the Big Taco, and they can fire him?
"'...I wake up in pools of blood, not able to remember a thing, with women that I don't recognize.' Oh! I'm shocked!"
God, I just love Damon. I actually took a sip of my drink when he said that, which then resulted in my spewing it all over like a volcano. Seriously. Not pleasant, at all. I don't even know why it was so funny to me, but it must've been the way he said it. xD
I'm just jumping from subject to subject, aye? Aye, brothah? I LOVE DESMOND TOO! Ahhh. I wish I could crash on an island with fricking tasty fruit and smoke monsters and lots of good looking men. Desmond, Richard, Daniel...even Jack, if he fixes his hair.
And of course, Boone (played by none other than the smexii Damon himself), who didn't last long, but he was smexii while he did.
Gosh, I wish Lost had 12 seasons, not just 6. I am so depressed that it's over. Now, I've started watching Warehouse 13. Hey, Netflix sucks, you don't have to tell me that. -_-
Random, random, random! Yay!
I just read Airborn by K.O, and damn, was that a entertaining book.
"I'm glad being shipwrecked appeals to you."
"Captain Walken made a point of avoiding that word."
"Well, he was trying to keep everyone jolly, wasn't he? It's no good having everyone running around screaming and eating each other."
"He had the biggest, hairiest toes I've ever beheld, and it made me quite ill just looking at them. His big toe alone could squash a coconut." That definitely made me laughhhh...
If there is a single book by Kenneth Oppel that isn't good, I would have a heart attack, I'd be so shocked. I looove his books ohsomuch. Now, if they make a movie for This Dark Endeavor, I will be happy. BUT. It is by the producers of Twilight.
Sooo, if Victor sparkles and is terribly unattractive, and Elizabeth is played by fricking Kristen Stewart...I WILL SCREAM.
Ohhhhmahsmokemonster. Howl's Moving Castle is the coolest animation ever made. Netflix offers nothing but crap, so I just randomly picked it and I loved it! WATCH IT, PEOPLE. There's bird people and fire demons and big black saggy things that look like my boss. And of course, Howl himself. Nice earrings, Howly...
I think...it's time...for...a...LIST.
List of Favorite Movies (that I've seen this year)
- Thor (haaa, love <3)
- Insidious (HOLY CRAP.)
- Your Highness (beware of inappropriate humor here. xD)
- Howl's Moving Castle (go howly, go howly, go howly; don't die!
- Lost (even though it's a TV show xD)
- Hanna (assassins and action, FTW!)
Will add more later
I see way too many movies. I have a Roku, so I get a lot of weird channels like Crackle, Epix, Netflix, Hulu, Pandora, etc. I only watch movies at night, though; why waste the morning hours watching a movie? And besides, Insidious scared the living crapples (yes, crapples is a word...in my dictionary) out of me in the dark. And, alone. (Jake fell asleep, the lazy slug.)Ahhh, moo-veh kwo-tehs!
*Walks into pet store* "I need a horse."
"Umm, we don't have horses. Just cats, birds, and dogs."
"Then give me one of those big enough to ride."
Damnnnn, I thinks mah thinkinh machine has brokenh. I am still at 59918. THE AGONY. BAHHHH.
I'VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER, I'VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER, I'VE GOT THEM MO-OO-OO-OO-OO-VES LIKE JAGGEH! Bahhhhh. Stuck in my head soooo bad!
And, my butt hurts. I mean, really bad. Kind of like I got run over by the Burger King's car, five times. (Does he have a car ?)
It's because I fell down the stairs like last week, and I still have bad bruises. Ow-chees.
Mistah Docteh Man said my spine was okay. I slammed it pretty hard, and when I did it, I was thinking, OMG. This is what happened to John Locke (LOST!). And he was confined to the CHAIR.
But no, I could still walk. I was way worried.I am a teency bit paranoid now, when I use stairs. I hold the railing with a death grip, and count every stair. xD
Butt- I mean, but, it could've been worse ;D I think...
55078! NYAHHHHHHHHHH.
You know what, I keep having this weird dream about a fox in a suit and tie. No, seriously, he's a creepy fricking fox. He walks- no, floats up the stairs really slow, he stops, growls, and then continues, only faster. His eyes are black, and it really creeps me out. To make things worse, the fox man is standing upright, like a human.
He wears a black suit and yellow tie. It's like, WTF? There is really no point to the dream because after he floats up the stairs, his ears and tail fall off and turn to smoke, and the smoke makes a clinking noise (like a can stuck in a bicycle wheel) and disappears.
In another dream, the fox's fur was all black and he had a white, horizontal stripe through his head hair, like Sweeney Todd. He floats up the stairs again, real slow. I run this time, into the bathroom, only thing is- my bed and bookshelf is in the bathroom. The bathroom has no door, for some reason, and the fox man comes in and I throw toilet paper at him. He says something weird, like gibberish, then takes a roll of toilet paper and starts wrapping himself up like a mummy.
He continues to wrap himself while I try to get out the window, but there's a bunch of people with cameras out the window and they're taking pictures of me. I then realize I have no clothes on and jump in the sink (?) and for some reason, I go down the drain.
Then, there's a huge spider down there, but it has the fox's head. He says gibberish at me and chases me. I then see a hot pink bicycle and jump on it, and it grows wings and I go straight up the wall and through the drain, and then I'm in my bathroom again.
I still have no clothes on at this point -_- WTF. But, I grab a bottle of Bod cologne and spray the fox (wrapped in toilet paper still) in the eyes, and he disappears.
Weird, aye? xD Stupid fox man.
