Post by desmond on Aug 25, 2011 21:36:38 GMT -5
Ello there! This is Des's 60,000 character count post.
Dear God- my last one, for Cassiel, took me about a month and a half. Pure agony. But, hey, I'm sure I can do it again. You can't lose your sanity twice, aye?
...OMGOMGOMG BEN IS SO CREEPY. He's basically the villian on Lost. OMG. It looks like he has pink eye ALL THE TIME or something. IT'S SO NASTY.
It's probably because he gets beaten up regularly. He's probably lost all feeling in his face.
The first time, Sayid beat him to a pulp and it took him literally a month or two to heal. Poor idiot. And then it just kept on coming; people LOVE to use him as a punching bag, I suppose.
And then, he seems to like falling through the floor...? It happened once or twice, and I always go
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I know, like a sheep, right? Well, whatever.
I also "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA" every time Sawyer opens his mouth. He's so sarcastic. He likes to use nicknames, too; he calls Hurley "Tubby" all the time, which offends him, but he gets used to it. Poor Hurley.
And awwww. I miss Charlie so much. He made the show so much more...likable. Now it's weird because he's gone, Claire's gone, everyone's in a different time.
...No, seriously. Some people are stuck in 1977, which all the others are stuck in present time. And Sun's all like, OMGOMGOMG I HAVE TO STAY HERE AND GET JIN BACK.
Sorry Sun, but Jin's in 1977. Not happening.
You know what, I really don't watch anything other than Lost right now. We lost Directv so, yah.
We're depending on Netflix, which sucks. All they offer right now is...crap. I do NOT want to watch a movie about Santa's evil son, or, even better, a bunch of British blokes who eat shrooms and see ghosts.
WHY is such crap on TV nowdays, anyhow? They need more shows like Lost, The Vampire Diaries, Heroes, V, and Being Human. Now, THAT is television, if you ask me.
I am a huge, huge fan of fantasy, indeed. I read a lot of fiction books and I love a good fantasy movie, so long as it doesn't have unicorns, trolls, and, ah, dragonslayers.
I hate it when people automatically think "fairytales" when you say "fantasy". NO NO NOOO. BIG DIFFERENCE, EL RETARDO.
Did you know that Retardism is NOT a word? I thought it was. No wonder they looked at me strange...haha, just kidding.
OMGOMGOMG I'm at 57,699. So, I only have 57,699 characters left. Whoopee.
OMG EVIL NUMBER TIME
4 8 15 16 23 42
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? Those numbers are evilllllll. Thas why ai said evillllllll numbaaa timeeeeeee.
Okayyy, you can tell, I had a coke cherry (or three) and now I'm tired as all heck, 'cause, that craps bad for you. xD I IS ADDICTED. Thas why they call it coke, yo see? YEHA.
OMG LOST QUOTE TIME
"I just wanted to buy a slushie and some jerky, but all the sudden you're standing over by the Ho-Ho's, and you're dead."
"I have enough fruit to open a supermarket. Hey, does Sayid need a job?"
"How dare you, come into my room in the middle of the night and stare at me with those horrible eyes."
-(comment about Ben's nasty eyes...toldya!)
"What are you going to do, splash me?"
...*Splash*
Dear God- my last one, for Cassiel, took me about a month and a half. Pure agony. But, hey, I'm sure I can do it again. You can't lose your sanity twice, aye?
...OMGOMGOMG BEN IS SO CREEPY. He's basically the villian on Lost. OMG. It looks like he has pink eye ALL THE TIME or something. IT'S SO NASTY.
It's probably because he gets beaten up regularly. He's probably lost all feeling in his face.
The first time, Sayid beat him to a pulp and it took him literally a month or two to heal. Poor idiot. And then it just kept on coming; people LOVE to use him as a punching bag, I suppose.
And then, he seems to like falling through the floor...? It happened once or twice, and I always go
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I know, like a sheep, right? Well, whatever.
I also "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA" every time Sawyer opens his mouth. He's so sarcastic. He likes to use nicknames, too; he calls Hurley "Tubby" all the time, which offends him, but he gets used to it. Poor Hurley.
And awwww. I miss Charlie so much. He made the show so much more...likable. Now it's weird because he's gone, Claire's gone, everyone's in a different time.
...No, seriously. Some people are stuck in 1977, which all the others are stuck in present time. And Sun's all like, OMGOMGOMG I HAVE TO STAY HERE AND GET JIN BACK.
Sorry Sun, but Jin's in 1977. Not happening.
You know what, I really don't watch anything other than Lost right now. We lost Directv so, yah.
We're depending on Netflix, which sucks. All they offer right now is...crap. I do NOT want to watch a movie about Santa's evil son, or, even better, a bunch of British blokes who eat shrooms and see ghosts.
WHY is such crap on TV nowdays, anyhow? They need more shows like Lost, The Vampire Diaries, Heroes, V, and Being Human. Now, THAT is television, if you ask me.
I am a huge, huge fan of fantasy, indeed. I read a lot of fiction books and I love a good fantasy movie, so long as it doesn't have unicorns, trolls, and, ah, dragonslayers.
I hate it when people automatically think "fairytales" when you say "fantasy". NO NO NOOO. BIG DIFFERENCE, EL RETARDO.
Did you know that Retardism is NOT a word? I thought it was. No wonder they looked at me strange...haha, just kidding.
OMGOMGOMG I'm at 57,699. So, I only have 57,699 characters left. Whoopee.
OMG EVIL NUMBER TIME
4 8 15 16 23 42
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? Those numbers are evilllllll. Thas why ai said evillllllll numbaaa timeeeeeee.
Okayyy, you can tell, I had a coke cherry (or three) and now I'm tired as all heck, 'cause, that craps bad for you. xD I IS ADDICTED. Thas why they call it coke, yo see? YEHA.
OMG LOST QUOTE TIME
"I just wanted to buy a slushie and some jerky, but all the sudden you're standing over by the Ho-Ho's, and you're dead."
"I have enough fruit to open a supermarket. Hey, does Sayid need a job?"
"How dare you, come into my room in the middle of the night and stare at me with those horrible eyes."
-(comment about Ben's nasty eyes...toldya!)
"What are you going to do, splash me?"
...*Splash*